i got drunk and rode my bike into the shallow end of the pool at dundas+bathurst because im retarded. i went over the handle bars and bruised my gut. here it is:
NIGHT OF: me in the pool with the bike over my head, like i won tour de france
the next day, i had this bruise...pretty bad
DAY 2: (today) the bruise...way fucking bigger...im actually kinda scared...
im retarded, k?